I am at my friend Jeff’s house on the Lower East Side. Jeff once lived with Jillian. His commentary is key.

Gossip girl:
9:15: I am realizing that Blair is somewhat reminiscent of Winona Ryder in Heathers. Except Blair is also Heather.
Jeff: I really want an apartment with floor to ceiling windows. That’s my new obsession. Have you ever seen Match Point? That’s what I want.
9:25: Jeff: The little girl (Jenny) looks cute. My roommate works at TV Guide. He says she’s only, like, 13.
9:27 In Touch has officiallly been broken out.
9:31 I think this episode is a dud.
9:38 What bridge are they standing near on that roof? The Manhattan Bridge? A bridge to or from Queens?
9:45 Guitar hero faceoff between serena and vanessa. this is brutal. the minorities are wearing sailor suits. the girls are playing guitar hero to win dan’s love. there is so much jealously at blair’s party.
this has been the dullest episode of gossip girl ever.
9:53 gossip girl has revealed herself!!! via cameraphone!

Alexa, a fashion designer and former Parsons-ite, has arrived.

9:58 this chuck/blair thing is getting very dangerous liasons.

OMG PROJECT RUNWAY IS STARTING ! JILLIAN IS TALKING TO US!
She looks exactly the same as in college. She was made for this show.

10:10 Jillian is not running very fast.
10:17 Jeff: She’s a mess! He’s a mess! Look at that shirt.
10:19 “Elisa reminds me of a rain goddess woman…” She is definitely the weird one in the show.
Apparently a new show called “The Shot” has emerged on VH1. It’s like Project Runway for fashion photography. The winner gets a campaign in Marie Claire. The discussion has become extremely fashion specialized at this point in our group. Jeff and Alexa are now looking through a book about great fashion stylists and discussing who should have been included and excluded.
10:29 Jeff: They’re going to get rid of some of those gay muscle guys. There’s only room for one in the show.
Jeff: The frightening thing is how similar they all look to Real World characters.
10:33 Jeff: She’s doing her Central St Martin’s MA piece here.
10:39 Jeff: That’s not even an MA collection, that’s undergraduate.
Jillian’s dress looks good!
Alexa: Uh oh, another sack dress.
Jeff: This is LA fashion week again.
Jeff: Oh my god. That girl is from Elite. Carlos sent me that girl. I have her card here.
10:43 Jillian made it to the next round.
Jeff: Volume is in? Volume was in 3 seasons ago!
Alexa on Elisha: Let me tell you, the whole season is going to look like that dress. I’ve seen her dresses and they all look like that.

Simone was eliminated. In the previews for next week, Jillian definitely copped some ‘tude. Here we go!