As the Treasurer of the Safe Space, I’m often presented with questions like, “What is the safe space?” And, “Where have all the unicorns gone?” Well, unicorns live in the hearts of America’s celebrities. And it’s not what is the Safe Space, but where.

The Safe Space is a zone of trust where you can feel comfortable, say, donning a rainbow unitard and “dancing” your “feelings”. It’s a hand holding circle in which you can vocalize your shadow animal. Or maybe its just a friendly lunch table where you can bitch about Carol in accounting.

But perhaps the best way to define the Safe Space is by example. It can be elusive, but—like pornography—you know the Safe Space when you’re in it. The clip below is a product of this idea, and this is precisely the type of dream it can bring to life. Be sure to stay tuned for the dance part towards the end, and remember… I’m here for you. We’re here for you. And no one wants you to succeed more than us.